March 2012
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*In a market*
BOY: I lost my girlfriend, can you talk to me for a minute?
GIRL: Huh, why?
BOY: Because whenever I talk to any girl, my girlfriend finds me.
Keep breaking promises you said you’d keep, so you can leave a message at the...
– Mac Miller (via asimpleescape)
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February 2012
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I hadn’t realized how much I’d been needing to meet someone I might be able to...
– Talk Before Sleep, Elizabeth Berg (via blua)
Expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized.
Reality: Passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is, or what the last meal you ate was.
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When your friends try to show you something funny...
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
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